Myths and Lies

olias:

wow ditto u fucking dick

ditto is an animal (aka pokemon) therefore he doesnt understand symbols or character

only the literal physical world of matter

that is what separates us humans from animals

ditto’s fucking brian cant handle that shit

therefore proving that pokemon (ditto at least) are not self aware and do not go to heaven

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I have a beautiful penis

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

I regret reblogging this

I regret reblogging this

bird shoes

bird shoes

durianseeds:

Bone cancer on a human skull.

tragically beautiful.

durianseeds:

Bone cancer on a human skull.

tragically beautiful.

call-me-ashley:

gpoy